San Francisco • Feb 14, 2026

The Valentine's
Conspiracy

Picture this: a city where every coincidence was orchestrated, every meaningful glance across a crowded room was no accident, every connection that matters was carefully arranged.

Accept Your Role

4,821 remain of the chosen 5,000

You were noticed.

There are forces in this city older than the fog itself. They have been watching. Cataloguing. The lonely walks home, the coffee shops where you sit with your thoughts, the way you pause at crosswalks hoping someone might truly see you. This Valentine's week, the watching ends.

01

Your Assignment Arrives

Wednesday morning, your phone vibrates. A message from a number you've never seen. Instructions to a place in the city you know well, but have never experienced quite like this. You will go. You always do.

02

You Won't Be Alone

At each mission location, others will be there. Same summons, same nervous energy, same willingness to show up. Strangers become co-conspirators fast when the city is the one who introduced you.

03

Every Room Was Curated

The other faces in that dim-lit space were not accidents. Each person received the same summons, passed the same hidden tests. You will find yourself among your own kind, at last.

Most people spend Valentine's Day waiting for magic to happen. You will know exactly when it arrives.

Your destination chooses you.

Across this fog-shrouded city, we have secured chambers and galleries, rooftops and hidden bars. You will not pick where the night takes you. The night will pick you.

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Sanctuaries across the seven hills

Each location chosen for its particular atmosphere, its capacity for transformation. You learn your destination only when the time comes. Trust is required.

How the week unfolds

What the night costs.

$10
Per soul • Valentine's Night 2026
  • Your personal three-venue itinerary, orchestrated for maximum possibility
  • Curated connections at every venue — they were sent there for you
  • Seven days of city missions designed to open what needs opening
  • Access to the final gathering where all threads meet
  • A detailed report on what we discovered about your compatibility
Enter

5,000 souls. No refunds after February 12. San Francisco dwellers only.

Know someone who needs the city to intervene on their behalf?


Join the Conspiracy

Provide a method of contact. We handle the rest. Missions begin without cost — payment comes only when you unlock Saturday night.

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